1 00:02:34,368 --> 00:02:35,660 Sebastian. 2 00:02:36,328 --> 00:02:39,330 Sebastian, let's try and focus. 3 00:02:39,915 --> 00:02:42,083 What can I possibly say? 4 00:02:42,626 --> 00:02:43,835 I'm a fool. 5 00:02:44,002 --> 00:02:46,671 - You're not a fool. - Yes, I am. 6 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:50,883 I can't feel sorry for myself because I'm a poor little rich boy. 7 00:02:51,093 --> 00:02:53,219 It's not your fault. 8 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:55,888 Adolescence is a difficult time. 9 00:02:56,098 --> 00:02:59,767 And without great parenting, things can go awry. 10 00:02:59,977 --> 00:03:03,980 But you have to rise above their mistakes. 11 00:03:04,815 --> 00:03:05,815 Here. 12 00:03:08,944 --> 00:03:13,197 - Autographed copy! Can I keep this? - It's yours. 13 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:18,244 You have to stop being so hard on yourself. 14 00:03:18,454 --> 00:03:20,371 What's in the past is over. 15 00:03:20,539 --> 00:03:21,539 You're right. 16 00:03:24,501 --> 00:03:26,794 It's hard to believe there was once a time... 17 00:03:26,962 --> 00:03:29,881 ...when the only thing I could think about was sex. 18 00:03:30,048 --> 00:03:32,258 - It's no way to go through life. - I know. 19 00:03:32,593 --> 00:03:34,969 I mean, take yourself, for example. 20 00:03:36,597 --> 00:03:38,139 You're an attractive woman. 21 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,057 You have killer legs. 22 00:03:40,934 --> 00:03:42,727 I would love to photograph them. 23 00:03:44,229 --> 00:03:45,229 That was the old me. 24 00:03:46,231 --> 00:03:47,648 I'm cured now. 25 00:03:47,858 --> 00:03:49,734 I'm so proud of you. 26 00:03:50,277 --> 00:03:51,819 Same time next week? 27 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:53,237 Didn't I tell you? 28 00:03:53,405 --> 00:03:55,990 I'm going on my book tour. I'll be back in a month. 29 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,241 Why? 30 00:03:57,743 --> 00:04:00,077 Because other people need my help too. 31 00:04:00,245 --> 00:04:02,413 You're gonna do just fine. 32 00:04:02,664 --> 00:04:04,248 I hope so. 33 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:08,503 If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to call my service. 34 00:04:08,754 --> 00:04:10,254 I could use a hug. 35 00:04:19,723 --> 00:04:21,057 Alrighty. 36 00:04:22,184 --> 00:04:23,601 There you go. 37 00:04:28,106 --> 00:04:29,106 Yes? 38 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:31,734 - Your daughter on one. - Tell her to hold. 39 00:04:34,363 --> 00:04:36,948 - This her? - That's my Marci. 40 00:04:37,366 --> 00:04:39,492 - She seems nice. - She's great. 41 00:04:39,701 --> 00:04:42,620 Straight-A student, exceptionally rounded young woman. 42 00:04:42,829 --> 00:04:46,207 She's attending Princeton this fall. 43 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:49,418 Now this is exactly the type of girl I should be with. 44 00:04:49,670 --> 00:04:52,004 She's a little out of your league. 45 00:04:52,214 --> 00:04:55,007 - No offense. - Oh, well. 46 00:04:56,593 --> 00:04:58,719 Take good care of yourself. 47 00:04:58,929 --> 00:05:01,472 Thank you for everything. 48 00:05:03,809 --> 00:05:05,434 Schmuck. 49 00:05:12,192 --> 00:05:15,987 - Yes? - Your daughter's still holding. 50 00:05:16,613 --> 00:05:17,738 Hi, honey. 51 00:05:17,948 --> 00:05:20,491 - You kept me on hold? - I'm sorry. 52 00:05:20,701 --> 00:05:21,784 Is something wrong? 53 00:05:22,369 --> 00:05:24,829 He told me he loved me. 54 00:05:25,122 --> 00:05:27,248 And I believed him. 55 00:05:27,624 --> 00:05:29,542 I'm so stupid. 56 00:05:29,751 --> 00:05:31,877 Now, darling, it's all right. 57 00:05:32,087 --> 00:05:35,923 Just calm down, take a deep breath, step out of the circle. 58 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:40,303 Would you cut your psychobabble bullshit, Mom? 59 00:05:41,013 --> 00:05:43,848 There's pictures of me on the Internet. 60 00:05:44,057 --> 00:05:45,474 What kind of pictures? 61 00:05:46,351 --> 00:05:51,856 - Nudie pictures! What do you think? - Slut, slut, slut... 62 00:05:52,608 --> 00:05:55,026 How could you be so stupid?! 63 00:05:55,235 --> 00:05:58,446 He was just so charming. 64 00:05:58,655 --> 00:06:02,199 And all he did was say how I had killer legs... 65 00:06:02,409 --> 00:06:05,202 ...and how he wanted to photograph them. 66 00:06:06,038 --> 00:06:09,415 And things just got completely out of hand. 67 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:13,502 You are a slut, you are a slut, you are a slut... 68 00:06:13,712 --> 00:06:15,046 Mom? Are you there? 69 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:16,714 Mom? 70 00:06:17,549 --> 00:06:18,883 Mother! 71 00:06:23,722 --> 00:06:27,058 Sebastian. Sebastian! 72 00:06:27,392 --> 00:06:31,187 You're gonna pay for this, you little shit! Do you hear me? 73 00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:33,939 You sicko pervert! 74 00:06:34,149 --> 00:06:36,067 What's her problem? 75 00:06:37,736 --> 00:06:40,571 Looks like somebody's in need of some therapy. 76 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:43,574 You won't get away with this. 77 00:06:43,784 --> 00:06:45,451 Get away from me! 78 00:06:46,745 --> 00:06:48,245 So, what's your name? 79 00:06:48,914 --> 00:06:51,916 - Clorissa. - Clorissa. 80 00:06:52,084 --> 00:06:54,919 - God, you're beautiful. - Thank you. 81 00:06:55,128 --> 00:06:58,589 - I'm gonna take you to lunch. - Okay. 82 00:07:21,822 --> 00:07:24,990 Sir, there's no parking. You can't park, sir! 83 00:07:36,628 --> 00:07:38,754 I can't tell you how happy we are... 84 00:07:38,964 --> 00:07:41,841 ...that Cecile will be attending Manchester with you. 85 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:45,219 You've always been an inspiration to Beau and I on raising her. 86 00:07:45,429 --> 00:07:49,682 We hope she can rise to the high standards which you've set for her. 87 00:07:49,891 --> 00:07:51,434 I'll do my best. 88 00:07:53,979 --> 00:07:56,313 - What was that? - I was thanking her. 89 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:59,108 Vietnamese is a beautiful language, don't you think? 90 00:08:01,153 --> 00:08:03,654 Kathryn's one of the most popular girls at school. 91 00:08:03,822 --> 00:08:07,158 Listen to whatever she has to say, and you'll go far. 92 00:08:07,492 --> 00:08:10,119 How do you do it? Where do you get your strength? 93 00:08:10,328 --> 00:08:12,997 I know this sounds corny... 94 00:08:13,165 --> 00:08:16,709 ...but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure... 95 00:08:17,002 --> 00:08:20,713 ...I turn to God and he helps me through the problem. 96 00:08:20,922 --> 00:08:23,340 That's beautiful. 97 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:25,676 What are the boys like? 98 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:30,431 Cecile, is that all you can think of? 99 00:08:32,809 --> 00:08:33,934 You must forgive her. 100 00:08:34,686 --> 00:08:39,023 She's never been in a coeducational atmosphere before. 101 00:08:39,191 --> 00:08:41,192 It's perfectly understandable. 102 00:08:41,401 --> 00:08:45,112 Most boys that matriculate at Manchester are upstanding gentlemen. 103 00:08:46,031 --> 00:08:49,116 However, there are the occasional few bad apples. 104 00:08:49,326 --> 00:08:51,869 Like your stepbrother, Sebastian. 105 00:08:52,078 --> 00:08:55,206 He wasn't expelled for what he did to the school nurse? 106 00:08:55,749 --> 00:08:57,917 I hear she's recovering quite well. 107 00:08:59,252 --> 00:09:02,421 Nice to see you again, Mrs. Caldwell. 108 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:05,966 You remember my daughter? 109 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:10,054 My, what an adorable shirt you're wearing! 110 00:09:10,847 --> 00:09:13,265 Thanks. My father took me to Australia. 111 00:09:13,975 --> 00:09:16,227 How are things down under? 112 00:09:16,394 --> 00:09:18,395 - Blossoming, I hope. - Sebastian! 113 00:09:22,567 --> 00:09:23,734 I'm so sorry. 114 00:09:23,944 --> 00:09:27,071 I think we'll be going now. Thank you for your help. 115 00:09:27,239 --> 00:09:29,740 I'll call you and we can plan your curriculum. 116 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,450 Okay, thanks. 117 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:32,993 It was nice meeting you. 118 00:09:35,831 --> 00:09:37,998 Let's go, Cecile. Now. 119 00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:41,168 Keep your legs together. This isn't Jamaica. 120 00:09:43,964 --> 00:09:46,924 I didn't know it was Asshole Day at the Valmont house. 121 00:09:47,092 --> 00:09:50,094 Just taking the poor girl under my wing. 122 00:09:54,015 --> 00:09:56,642 - The parental units called. - Lovely. 123 00:09:57,143 --> 00:09:59,812 How is your gold-digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali? 124 00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:04,483 She suspects that your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid. 125 00:10:04,818 --> 00:10:05,818 Good. 126 00:10:07,487 --> 00:10:10,364 What's wrong with you today? Therapy not going well? 127 00:10:10,824 --> 00:10:12,116 It was fine. 128 00:10:13,952 --> 00:10:16,412 Clorissa. "Call me!" 129 00:10:17,956 --> 00:10:22,042 I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. 130 00:10:23,545 --> 00:10:25,504 Nothing shocks them anymore. 131 00:10:26,089 --> 00:10:28,966 You can relax. I have a mission for you. 132 00:10:29,134 --> 00:10:30,134 What? 133 00:10:30,385 --> 00:10:31,635 Remember Court Reynolds? 134 00:10:32,012 --> 00:10:33,262 Son of Garret Reynolds? 135 00:10:33,471 --> 00:10:37,141 You mean the Nazi who dumped you over Fourth of July weekend? 136 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:39,560 I went to great lengths to please Court. 137 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:43,397 Huge sacrifices were made on my part to keep him happy. 138 00:10:43,565 --> 00:10:45,941 - Sorry. - In any event... 139 00:10:46,109 --> 00:10:49,737 ...my feelings were hurt when I learned that Court had fallen for someone else. 140 00:10:49,946 --> 00:10:51,071 You don't mean...? 141 00:10:51,281 --> 00:10:53,991 None other than Cecile Caldwell. 142 00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:57,202 So that's what this is all about. 143 00:10:57,579 --> 00:11:00,331 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 144 00:11:00,957 --> 00:11:05,085 When I get through with Cecile, she'll be New York's premier tramp. 145 00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:08,339 And poor Court's little princess will be damaged goods. 146 00:11:08,506 --> 00:11:12,176 Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court? 147 00:11:12,552 --> 00:11:16,013 If an attack is made on Court, it could be traced back to me. 148 00:11:16,181 --> 00:11:18,223 And I can't allow that to happen. 149 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:21,727 Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way. 150 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:24,313 I see your point. 151 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,360 Why should I care? 152 00:11:29,986 --> 00:11:32,905 I need you to seduce Cecile. 153 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,284 She's quite cute, you know. 154 00:11:39,037 --> 00:11:41,956 Young, supple breasts. 155 00:11:42,165 --> 00:11:45,918 A tight, firm ass. 156 00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:51,298 Uncharted pooty. 157 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:57,429 Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. 158 00:11:58,223 --> 00:11:59,765 Boldly go... 159 00:12:01,935 --> 00:12:04,728 ...where no man has gone before. 160 00:12:06,606 --> 00:12:07,856 I can't. 161 00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:10,567 Why not? 162 00:12:10,735 --> 00:12:13,904 Come on, Kathryn. It's too easy. 163 00:12:14,072 --> 00:12:16,532 Go get one of your moron friends to do it. 164 00:12:16,741 --> 00:12:18,742 I have a reputation to uphold. 165 00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:21,578 Diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge? 166 00:12:21,746 --> 00:12:23,414 She was overcharging. 167 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,419 This is a challenge. 168 00:12:30,755 --> 00:12:33,298 I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps. 169 00:12:33,508 --> 00:12:35,801 Shut up and turn to page 64. 170 00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:45,352 "Why I Plan to Wait"... 171 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,022 ...by Annette Hargrove, Kansas City, Kansas. 172 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,527 Jesus Christ! Is she for real? 173 00:12:53,737 --> 00:12:55,946 She's daddy's little angel. 174 00:12:56,364 --> 00:12:58,532 A paradigm of chastity and virtue. 175 00:13:00,618 --> 00:13:01,869 Let's see. 176 00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:06,749 Boring, boring, boring. "I love my parents." 177 00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:11,128 Boring, boring, boring. "Making a mature decision." 178 00:13:11,546 --> 00:13:13,047 Here. 179 00:13:13,715 --> 00:13:16,175 She has a boyfriend named Trevor. 180 00:13:16,593 --> 00:13:18,635 "Going out for a year. 181 00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:21,138 Trevor understands." 182 00:13:21,347 --> 00:13:22,681 Trevor's a fag. 183 00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:24,975 Too bad for you, she lives in Kansas. 184 00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:31,356 The virgin's father has accepted the headmaster position at our school. 185 00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:35,319 She's staying with my aunt while her parents sell their house. 186 00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:40,157 Can you imagine what this will do for my reputation? 187 00:13:40,408 --> 00:13:44,203 Screwing the new headmaster's daughter before school starts. 188 00:13:44,829 --> 00:13:46,872 She'll be my greatest victory. 189 00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,625 You don't stand a chance. 190 00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:52,044 Even this is out of your league. 191 00:13:54,506 --> 00:13:55,964 Care to wager on that? 192 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,592 I'll think about it. 193 00:13:59,385 --> 00:14:02,346 Oh, well. Duty calls. 194 00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:05,474 Dr. Greenbaum and her daughter should make for an exciting entry. 195 00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:07,267 Gee, your journal. 196 00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:09,061 Could you be more queer? 197 00:14:09,437 --> 00:14:12,106 Could you be more desperate to read it? 198 00:14:21,199 --> 00:14:22,658 Oh, Sebastian? 199 00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:27,121 Could you come here for a second? 200 00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:40,134 About that little wager of yours? 201 00:14:41,719 --> 00:14:42,719 Count me in. 202 00:14:44,222 --> 00:14:45,556 What are the terms? 203 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,017 If I win... 204 00:14:50,353 --> 00:14:54,273 ...then that hot little car of yours is mine. 205 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,400 And if I win? 206 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,570 I'll give you what you've been obsessing about... 207 00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:02,322 ...ever since our parents got married. 208 00:15:03,741 --> 00:15:06,577 Be more specific. 209 00:15:07,745 --> 00:15:09,413 In English... 210 00:15:10,415 --> 00:15:12,040 ...I'll fuck your brains out. 211 00:15:14,169 --> 00:15:16,295 What makes you think I'd go for that bet? 212 00:15:16,504 --> 00:15:19,381 That's a 1956 Jaguar roadster. 213 00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:26,597 Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you. 214 00:15:28,391 --> 00:15:29,391 No way. 215 00:15:31,227 --> 00:15:32,936 You can put it anywhere. 216 00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:41,778 You got yourself a bet, baby. 217 00:15:47,994 --> 00:15:49,953 Happy hunting, Sebastian. 218 00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:07,763 Your home is beautiful, Mrs. Rosemond. 219 00:16:07,972 --> 00:16:12,476 Thank you, Annette. It's been in my family for over 100 years. 220 00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:14,645 Does your family ride much? 221 00:16:14,812 --> 00:16:17,481 My grandpa used to breed horses on his farm. 222 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:18,982 Really? 223 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,317 What was that? 224 00:16:20,485 --> 00:16:22,319 Sebastian must be home. 225 00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:23,820 Pull! 226 00:16:27,492 --> 00:16:30,035 Sebastian. 227 00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:32,037 Fuck me! 228 00:16:32,497 --> 00:16:34,748 - Aunt Helen! - Sweet pea. 229 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,792 God, I've missed you! 230 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,169 I've been looking all over for you. 231 00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:40,879 I missed you too. 232 00:16:41,089 --> 00:16:44,633 I want you to meet Annette. Annette Hargrove, this is Sebastian. 233 00:16:44,842 --> 00:16:45,968 - Well, well. - Hello. 234 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:48,512 She'll be staying with me for a few weeks. 235 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,764 I guess that makes two of us. 236 00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:53,892 - Welcome. - Thank you. 237 00:16:54,352 --> 00:16:58,772 Aunt Helen, why don't you whip us up some of that iced tea of yours? 238 00:16:58,982 --> 00:17:00,440 I'll tend to Annette. 239 00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:01,817 All right. 240 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,694 You two don't get into any trouble. 241 00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:05,570 - We won't. - We won't. 242 00:17:05,822 --> 00:17:06,989 Come on. 243 00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:12,369 Quickly. Lots to see. 244 00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:22,087 - I read your manifesto. - You did? 245 00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:25,549 I must say, I found it rather appalling. 246 00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:30,304 That's a first. Most people praised me for it. 247 00:17:30,513 --> 00:17:32,222 Most people are sheep. 248 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,517 Who are you to criticize something you've never experienced? 249 00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:37,853 I wasn't criticizing anything. 250 00:17:38,062 --> 00:17:42,024 I believe people shouldn't experience the act of love until they're in love. 251 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:46,278 People our age aren't mature enough to experience those emotions. 252 00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:47,696 Are you a lesbian? 253 00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:50,782 No. 254 00:17:51,159 --> 00:17:54,745 I didn't mean to offend you. I just picked up on a lesbian vibe. 255 00:17:55,121 --> 00:17:58,749 I wouldn't expect a man of your experience to understand my beliefs. 256 00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:02,127 What's that supposed to mean? 257 00:18:02,337 --> 00:18:05,172 I've been very well-informed of your reputation. 258 00:18:05,381 --> 00:18:06,798 What have you heard? 259 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,427 That you promise girls the world to get them in bed. 260 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:14,014 Who told you this? 261 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:16,266 A friend wrote me. 262 00:18:16,934 --> 00:18:18,060 That's a little tacky. 263 00:18:18,436 --> 00:18:20,854 Why are you so surprised? Isn't it the truth? 264 00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:22,814 If you say so. 265 00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:31,323 That's good. 266 00:18:31,532 --> 00:18:34,159 Now let's try the G-major scale. 267 00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:40,457 Once again. And remember, the third note is sharp. 268 00:18:43,461 --> 00:18:45,962 I suck! I suck! 269 00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:49,633 Relax, okay? Take a deep breath. 270 00:18:50,426 --> 00:18:53,553 You're concentrating too much on bowing. Just let it flow. 271 00:18:53,805 --> 00:18:55,639 Here, let me help you. 272 00:18:56,724 --> 00:18:57,808 Now close your eyes. 273 00:19:20,081 --> 00:19:21,581 Mai-Lee, be careful! 274 00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:24,126 We've had this discussion. 275 00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:28,839 My apologies. I didn't mean to interrupt. 276 00:19:29,006 --> 00:19:30,507 Your playing was beautiful. 277 00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:32,467 This is Ronald Clifford. 278 00:19:32,677 --> 00:19:35,053 He'll be giving me music lessons this summer. 279 00:19:35,263 --> 00:19:36,346 Nice to meet you. 280 00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:38,390 Likewise, I'm sure. 281 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:42,894 Ronald is attending pre-Juilliard. He's composing his first opera. 282 00:19:43,104 --> 00:19:45,522 It's based on Dr. Martin Luther King's life. 283 00:19:45,982 --> 00:19:49,192 Dr. King is my favorite. 284 00:19:53,114 --> 00:19:54,865 Well, I guess our hour is up. 285 00:19:55,491 --> 00:19:56,867 Same time tomorrow? 286 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,041 Bye. 287 00:20:11,048 --> 00:20:12,507 Unbelievable. 288 00:20:12,717 --> 00:20:15,093 - Some fag, no offense... - None taken. 289 00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:18,930 ...wrote a letter to this chick describing my lascivious tactics. 290 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:20,223 Any ideas who it is? 291 00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:24,728 If I knew who it was, that person would be in a momentous amount of pain. 292 00:20:26,022 --> 00:20:29,065 - Where's the little girl from? - Kansas. 293 00:20:29,942 --> 00:20:32,235 Who the hell do I know in Kansas? 294 00:20:33,237 --> 00:20:36,490 - Greg McConnell. - The football stud? 295 00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:40,619 He's from Kansas City. I think he might be your rat. 296 00:20:40,828 --> 00:20:44,331 It would make sense. McConnell hates me. 297 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:47,459 I fingered his girlfriend at homecoming last year. 298 00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:51,004 I don't think that bothered him so much. 299 00:20:51,589 --> 00:20:53,715 What do you mean? 300 00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:58,803 Let's just say Greg likes to tackle the tight ends on and off the field. 301 00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:01,640 Are you shitting me? 302 00:21:02,058 --> 00:21:04,226 I shit you not. 303 00:21:04,602 --> 00:21:07,562 He used to sneak into my dorm room drunk every month. 304 00:21:07,772 --> 00:21:09,105 We'd go at it for a while. 305 00:21:09,273 --> 00:21:11,942 As soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. 306 00:21:12,109 --> 00:21:14,486 "What are you doing? I'm not a fag. 307 00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:17,531 If you tell anybody, I'm gonna kick your ass!" 308 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:20,742 The only reason I let him keep up the charade... 309 00:21:20,952 --> 00:21:23,954 ...is because the man's got a mouth like a Hoover. 310 00:21:25,122 --> 00:21:27,624 Shit! Too bad he's in Kansas this summer. 311 00:21:28,376 --> 00:21:29,668 Not anymore. 312 00:21:31,295 --> 00:21:34,464 The football team started practice. He's back in the dorm. 313 00:21:34,632 --> 00:21:36,925 He already called me for a pillow-kissing session. 314 00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:38,843 Good for you. 315 00:21:41,389 --> 00:21:44,766 Could you arrange a get-together with him tonight on my behalf? 316 00:21:47,353 --> 00:21:50,647 I do believe Spartacus is showing on television tonight. 317 00:21:50,856 --> 00:21:52,190 Outstanding. 318 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,985 But don't think this one's not gonna cost you. 319 00:21:56,237 --> 00:21:58,863 Just make sure your front door is unlocked. 320 00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:03,159 Shall we say, the stroke of midnight? No pun intended. 321 00:22:05,997 --> 00:22:08,331 The stroke of midnight it is. 322 00:22:10,251 --> 00:22:14,004 So then I take out my dick. And I shove it right in her face. 323 00:22:14,171 --> 00:22:16,548 And I stand there like, "What the hell is this? 324 00:22:16,757 --> 00:22:19,759 Grandma with the birthday present? Suck it, dumb bitch!" 325 00:22:19,969 --> 00:22:21,052 The Gregster! 326 00:22:21,345 --> 00:22:23,013 Yes, the Gregster! 327 00:22:23,681 --> 00:22:25,348 Yes. 328 00:22:26,183 --> 00:22:28,226 - Hey. - Gregory? 329 00:22:30,521 --> 00:22:31,813 Hi, Blaine. 330 00:22:33,149 --> 00:22:36,943 Rumor has it that you went on a date with Court Reynolds. 331 00:22:37,153 --> 00:22:38,278 I hear he's very nice. 332 00:22:38,821 --> 00:22:40,196 He's all right. 333 00:22:40,615 --> 00:22:42,866 He kept talking about a bulimic head case... 334 00:22:43,034 --> 00:22:45,035 ...he dumped over the Fourth of July. 335 00:22:45,536 --> 00:22:48,997 - Really? "Bulimic head case." - Yeah. 336 00:22:49,165 --> 00:22:51,708 What a loser she must be! 337 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,585 Sorry. 338 00:22:54,378 --> 00:22:59,049 Anyhow, Court's invited me to the Hamptons for Labor Day weekend. 339 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,134 That's great! 340 00:23:01,385 --> 00:23:02,761 You think so? 341 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,805 I don't know. I guess I'm just scared. 342 00:23:06,015 --> 00:23:07,182 Of what? 343 00:23:08,392 --> 00:23:12,228 Boys. I've never even gone to first base with a guy. 344 00:23:12,396 --> 00:23:15,440 Haven't you ever practiced on one of your girlfriends? 345 00:23:16,817 --> 00:23:18,735 No. That's gross. 346 00:23:18,903 --> 00:23:21,196 It's not gross. How else do you think girls learn? 347 00:23:21,364 --> 00:23:22,739 Okay, face me. 348 00:23:24,992 --> 00:23:29,162 Now close your eyes and wet your lips. 349 00:23:29,955 --> 00:23:31,122 Are you for real? 350 00:23:31,499 --> 00:23:33,249 You wanna learn or not? 351 00:23:33,751 --> 00:23:34,751 I guess. 352 00:23:46,138 --> 00:23:47,555 See? That wasn't so scary. 353 00:23:48,516 --> 00:23:49,766 It was nothing. 354 00:23:50,101 --> 00:23:52,519 Okay, let's try it again. 355 00:23:52,728 --> 00:23:55,939 This time, I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth. 356 00:23:56,148 --> 00:23:59,567 And when I do that, I want you to massage my tongue with yours. 357 00:23:59,777 --> 00:24:01,736 And that's what first base is. 358 00:24:03,781 --> 00:24:05,031 Okay. 359 00:24:05,199 --> 00:24:06,658 Eyes closed. 360 00:24:31,892 --> 00:24:33,143 Not bad. 361 00:24:33,978 --> 00:24:35,645 That was cool. 362 00:24:38,482 --> 00:24:41,901 Maybe you should try it on your friend Ronald some time. 363 00:24:43,988 --> 00:24:45,572 What are you saying? 364 00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:47,741 Come on, Cecile. It's obvious. 365 00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:49,325 He's crazy about you. 366 00:24:50,703 --> 00:24:53,997 He sends me letters, you know. Love letters. 367 00:24:54,415 --> 00:24:57,167 That's so romantic. Have you responded? 368 00:24:58,127 --> 00:25:00,503 - No. - Well, don't you like him? 369 00:25:02,047 --> 00:25:05,884 I do like him. I think about him all the time. 370 00:25:06,343 --> 00:25:09,053 What if my mother found out? She would kill me. 371 00:25:09,388 --> 00:25:10,764 You hid the letters, right? 372 00:25:12,850 --> 00:25:15,268 In an antique dollhouse in my room. 373 00:25:15,561 --> 00:25:19,022 Okay. I want you to bring copies of the letters to me. 374 00:25:19,899 --> 00:25:20,899 Why? 375 00:25:21,108 --> 00:25:23,943 Because one thing I'm great at is love letters. 376 00:25:24,153 --> 00:25:27,655 With my help, Ronald will be eating out of the palm of your hand. 377 00:25:27,865 --> 00:25:31,701 Maybe we could even arrange a get-together for you two at my house. 378 00:25:31,869 --> 00:25:33,244 You'd do that for me? 379 00:25:33,454 --> 00:25:36,080 Of course, silly. We're friends, right? 380 00:25:36,749 --> 00:25:38,041 Best friends. 381 00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:41,628 Do you wanna have a sleepover? 382 00:26:00,397 --> 00:26:01,648 Hello? 383 00:26:04,235 --> 00:26:11,783 Excuse me. 384 00:26:14,995 --> 00:26:16,913 What a pleasant surprise! 385 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:22,126 You aware this music is playing in every room? 386 00:26:22,503 --> 00:26:24,295 It's not, just yours. 387 00:26:26,173 --> 00:26:27,674 I thought you'd be pleased. 388 00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:38,977 So, what are you doing in your room? 389 00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:40,436 Reading. 390 00:26:40,604 --> 00:26:42,272 Anything interesting? 391 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:45,608 Yes. Actually, it's quite intriguing. 392 00:26:46,986 --> 00:26:48,236 For you. 393 00:26:51,448 --> 00:26:53,658 Something to start the new school year with. 394 00:26:58,914 --> 00:27:01,374 - You didn't have to do this. - You hate it. It's lame. 395 00:27:01,584 --> 00:27:02,876 No, I love it. 396 00:27:04,962 --> 00:27:06,504 You just didn't have to do it. 397 00:27:07,214 --> 00:27:10,425 Can you pry yourself away and join me for a swim? 398 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:14,304 I know it's late, being 10:00, but we are reasonably young. 399 00:27:15,556 --> 00:27:18,474 I suppose your proposal was only mildly insulting. 400 00:27:19,143 --> 00:27:20,935 So maybe I'll consider it. 401 00:27:22,563 --> 00:27:23,855 Give me a minute. 402 00:27:32,489 --> 00:27:34,407 - Fuck her yet? - I'm working on it. 403 00:27:34,575 --> 00:27:35,575 Loser. 404 00:27:35,743 --> 00:27:37,243 - Blow me. - Call me later? 405 00:27:37,411 --> 00:27:38,620 Okay. 406 00:28:01,268 --> 00:28:02,810 Sebastian? 407 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,034 Would you turn around so I can put on my bathing suit? 408 00:28:18,202 --> 00:28:20,244 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 409 00:28:22,915 --> 00:28:23,957 So embarrassing. 410 00:28:27,753 --> 00:28:31,381 It amazes me someone as charming as you can be so manipulative. 411 00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:35,885 We're not gonna start this letter nonsense again? 412 00:28:36,095 --> 00:28:38,054 What was my favorite part? 413 00:28:38,472 --> 00:28:39,597 Right. 414 00:28:39,807 --> 00:28:42,809 "Even more treacherous than he is attractive... 415 00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:47,105 ...he has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable intention. 416 00:28:47,314 --> 00:28:51,067 Every woman he's successfully pursued has regretted it. 417 00:28:52,236 --> 00:28:53,569 Stay away from him." 418 00:28:54,363 --> 00:28:57,365 Have the decency of telling me who's badmouthing me... 419 00:28:57,574 --> 00:29:00,535 ...so I might have the opportunity to confront them. 420 00:29:01,036 --> 00:29:02,245 Not a chance. 421 00:29:09,128 --> 00:29:10,586 You're right, you know. 422 00:29:10,838 --> 00:29:12,088 About what? 423 00:29:12,506 --> 00:29:14,424 About what you said today. 424 00:29:15,342 --> 00:29:17,844 I've done some things I'm not proud of. 425 00:29:19,013 --> 00:29:21,389 Look, I wasn't trying to give you a hard time. 426 00:29:22,933 --> 00:29:27,603 I mean, I look at you with all your morals and values... 427 00:29:29,231 --> 00:29:31,691 ...and you seem to be happy in your choices. 428 00:29:31,942 --> 00:29:33,401 I envy you. 429 00:29:33,944 --> 00:29:35,445 No bullshit. 430 00:29:36,196 --> 00:29:37,280 Really? 431 00:29:37,573 --> 00:29:38,948 Seriously. 432 00:29:40,325 --> 00:29:42,618 And you've got everything going for you. 433 00:29:43,203 --> 00:29:46,664 You're smart, you're beautiful, you're determined. 434 00:29:48,584 --> 00:29:51,127 You're everything I'd want in a girlfriend. 435 00:29:53,797 --> 00:29:55,465 You know I'm seeing someone. 436 00:29:56,633 --> 00:29:58,968 Oh, yes, the infamous Trevor. 437 00:30:00,137 --> 00:30:02,889 It's funny how you haven't mentioned him until now. 438 00:30:03,515 --> 00:30:05,641 He's backpacking through Europe. 439 00:30:06,685 --> 00:30:07,894 He's great. 440 00:30:08,979 --> 00:30:10,480 I really miss him. 441 00:30:11,315 --> 00:30:12,648 I care. 442 00:30:14,193 --> 00:30:16,486 I'm sorry, but you're not my type. 443 00:30:16,987 --> 00:30:19,280 - Honestly? - Honestly. 444 00:30:20,157 --> 00:30:24,619 "You're smart, you're beautiful. Determined"? 445 00:30:24,828 --> 00:30:27,997 Listing my qualities won't get you anywhere with me. 446 00:30:28,791 --> 00:30:30,792 The best you can hope for is my friendship. 447 00:30:31,168 --> 00:30:33,628 You're really walking a fine line at that. 448 00:30:40,719 --> 00:30:42,053 Good night, sweet pea. 449 00:31:04,493 --> 00:31:05,701 Baby! 450 00:31:05,869 --> 00:31:07,203 "Baby"? 451 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,126 Right on time. 452 00:31:15,045 --> 00:31:16,254 Shit! 453 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:20,383 - Give me my fucking underwear! - All right, don't get so huffy. 454 00:31:24,221 --> 00:31:26,139 What do we have here? 455 00:31:28,308 --> 00:31:33,062 Look, this is the first time I've ever done anything like this. 456 00:31:33,272 --> 00:31:36,983 - I was just... - Really drunk and blah-blah-blah. 457 00:31:37,734 --> 00:31:39,235 Please don't tell anyone. 458 00:31:40,737 --> 00:31:42,738 This could ruin my whole career, man. 459 00:31:43,073 --> 00:31:44,615 Your career? 460 00:31:44,783 --> 00:31:46,367 What about your family? 461 00:31:47,703 --> 00:31:50,204 Imagine the humiliation your father will feel... 462 00:31:50,414 --> 00:31:53,082 ...when he finds out his pride and joy's a fudge-packer. 463 00:31:55,752 --> 00:31:57,378 I'll do anything. 464 00:31:58,547 --> 00:32:00,715 Let's just forget about this whole thing. 465 00:32:04,011 --> 00:32:05,261 No. 466 00:32:05,429 --> 00:32:06,971 Can't help you there. 467 00:32:07,764 --> 00:32:11,392 After all, it's you who's badmouthing me to Annette Hargrove. 468 00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:14,478 I don't know what you're talking about. 469 00:32:15,606 --> 00:32:18,983 You're the only one who knows her. The truth will save you. 470 00:32:19,484 --> 00:32:22,570 I never said a word to her about you. I promise. 471 00:32:22,738 --> 00:32:26,407 Come to think of it, he's probably telling you the truth. 472 00:32:26,617 --> 00:32:29,744 He can barely write a grocery list, let alone a letter. 473 00:32:29,953 --> 00:32:31,537 What was I thinking? 474 00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:36,792 All right. 475 00:32:37,377 --> 00:32:38,794 I believe you. 476 00:32:39,796 --> 00:32:41,797 Your secret's safe with me. 477 00:32:43,967 --> 00:32:45,218 Actually... 478 00:32:46,303 --> 00:32:48,471 ...there is something you can do for me. 479 00:32:49,598 --> 00:32:52,183 So, what else do you know about Sebastian? 480 00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:54,852 He's smart as hell, you know? 481 00:32:55,854 --> 00:32:58,272 He's really dedicated to achieving his goals. 482 00:32:58,482 --> 00:33:01,192 Always gives 110 percent. 483 00:33:02,194 --> 00:33:04,237 He's always watching my back. 484 00:33:06,031 --> 00:33:07,406 He's got a bad rap... 485 00:33:07,616 --> 00:33:10,243 ...but it's mostly bullshit. 486 00:33:10,452 --> 00:33:14,080 I don't know. I've been hearing awful things about him. 487 00:33:14,248 --> 00:33:16,958 Oh, yeah? From who? 488 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,710 I can't really say. I'm sworn to secrecy. 489 00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:23,172 How long have we known each other? 490 00:33:23,465 --> 00:33:25,508 - Forever. - Exactly. 491 00:33:25,717 --> 00:33:28,219 Now, it's my job to look out for you, right? 492 00:33:28,679 --> 00:33:30,680 You're like a sister to me. 493 00:33:30,847 --> 00:33:34,058 Besides, do I look like some kind of gossip queen to you? 494 00:33:34,851 --> 00:33:37,728 It's me. Greg. The Gregster. 495 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,981 I'm serious. 496 00:33:41,525 --> 00:33:45,319 - You promise not to tell anybody? - Annette... 497 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,197 ...I swear to you on my mama's life. 498 00:33:50,409 --> 00:33:52,368 That nosy bitch! Are you sure? 499 00:33:53,036 --> 00:33:55,871 Positive, man. She said, "Mrs. Caldwell." 500 00:33:56,081 --> 00:33:57,873 They met at orientation. 501 00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:00,543 Okay, next. Did you do everything I asked? 502 00:34:01,837 --> 00:34:03,963 - Yeah. - Did she buy it? 503 00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:05,381 I'm pretty sure. 504 00:34:05,924 --> 00:34:07,675 "Pretty" sure or "sure" sure? 505 00:34:08,093 --> 00:34:09,218 She bought it. 506 00:34:12,389 --> 00:34:15,725 She tried to outdo me with a one-handed cartwheel... 507 00:34:15,934 --> 00:34:19,437 ...which is stupid, because I told her I could do this... 508 00:34:19,646 --> 00:34:21,981 ...for a really long time. 509 00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:24,400 My best friends, Sue, Kelly and Frances... 510 00:34:24,609 --> 00:34:26,444 You see what I mean...? 511 00:34:27,070 --> 00:34:30,197 - You okay? - Yeah. 512 00:34:30,574 --> 00:34:32,325 You won't believe what I found out... 513 00:34:37,998 --> 00:34:41,667 - Shit, it's my mom! Gotta go. - I should go too. 514 00:34:42,294 --> 00:34:43,669 I'll see you tomorrow? 515 00:34:43,879 --> 00:34:45,254 Absolutely. 516 00:34:48,091 --> 00:34:49,633 Goodbye. 517 00:34:51,261 --> 00:34:52,386 Peace out. 518 00:34:53,013 --> 00:34:54,180 "Peace out"? 519 00:34:54,389 --> 00:34:55,431 Moron! 520 00:34:59,895 --> 00:35:01,062 What's wrong? 521 00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:02,855 Are you ready for this? 522 00:35:05,609 --> 00:35:09,945 I've discovered that Mrs. Caldwell sent the letter to Annette... 523 00:35:10,113 --> 00:35:11,947 ...urging her to stay away from me. 524 00:35:12,157 --> 00:35:14,950 - Interesting. - Yes, it is. 525 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:18,788 I now plan to devote all my energies to destroying the douche bag. 526 00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:22,208 The plot thickens. 527 00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:26,462 It appears that Cecile has fallen for her music teacher. 528 00:35:26,671 --> 00:35:28,923 I'm sure Mrs. Caldwell will love that. 529 00:35:29,216 --> 00:35:31,300 Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving... 530 00:35:31,468 --> 00:35:33,803 ...with the speed of a Special Olympic hurdler. 531 00:35:34,054 --> 00:35:35,888 What's your plan of attack? 532 00:35:38,016 --> 00:35:40,059 I rat Cecile out to Mommy. 533 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:43,312 Mommy goes ballistic and ends the relationship. Boo-hoo. 534 00:35:44,648 --> 00:35:46,816 But who will they turn to for help? 535 00:35:51,238 --> 00:35:57,701 Cecile is planning on going away with Court next week. 536 00:35:57,869 --> 00:36:01,497 I'll need you to speed up her sexual awakening. 537 00:36:02,165 --> 00:36:04,166 I'm at your service. 538 00:36:04,876 --> 00:36:06,210 Thank you. 539 00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:13,175 That feels good. 540 00:36:14,344 --> 00:36:16,804 Sis, you're so tense. 541 00:36:18,348 --> 00:36:19,849 I know. 542 00:36:21,143 --> 00:36:24,437 I hate it when things don't go my way. 543 00:36:26,148 --> 00:36:29,775 It makes me so horny. 544 00:36:30,861 --> 00:36:32,528 I hate it too. 545 00:36:40,412 --> 00:36:44,665 Seems like things are looking up for you. 546 00:36:46,543 --> 00:36:48,252 It appears so. 547 00:36:54,676 --> 00:36:56,719 Any luck with your girl? 548 00:36:58,847 --> 00:37:01,015 Moving along quite well. 549 00:37:04,519 --> 00:37:08,230 Have you succeeded in your task? 550 00:37:09,649 --> 00:37:11,233 Any day now. 551 00:37:18,617 --> 00:37:20,910 Well, let me know when you do. 552 00:37:21,077 --> 00:37:22,453 Until then... 553 00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:29,376 ...down, boy. 554 00:37:34,132 --> 00:37:35,966 Come on! 555 00:37:47,771 --> 00:37:50,606 - Hello. - Hi, it's Sebastian. 556 00:37:50,774 --> 00:37:52,900 - Hi. - I didn't wake you, did I? 557 00:37:53,109 --> 00:37:55,569 - No, not at all. - Good. 558 00:37:57,948 --> 00:37:59,448 Did I leave my glasses there? 559 00:38:01,535 --> 00:38:02,535 I don't think so. 560 00:38:03,495 --> 00:38:04,745 All right. 561 00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:07,122 I guess I'll see you around. 562 00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:11,335 Is that really why you're calling? 563 00:38:12,295 --> 00:38:13,796 No. 564 00:38:14,506 --> 00:38:17,091 I called you because I missed talking to you. 565 00:38:17,676 --> 00:38:18,968 A moment of honesty. 566 00:38:19,135 --> 00:38:22,680 Don't get used to it. I'm not liking it too much. 567 00:38:22,889 --> 00:38:24,306 What are you doing tomorrow? 568 00:38:24,516 --> 00:38:26,559 I'm going out with you. 569 00:38:32,566 --> 00:38:34,441 That's ridiculous. 570 00:38:42,701 --> 00:38:44,994 I got your message and came as quick as I could. 571 00:38:45,203 --> 00:38:48,497 - I didn't keep you from something? - Not at all. What's wrong? 572 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,042 - It's Cecile. - What about her? 573 00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,503 You promise you won't say anything? 574 00:38:55,213 --> 00:38:59,008 You have my word. It isn't drugs, is it? 575 00:38:59,676 --> 00:39:01,719 It's worse. 576 00:39:08,977 --> 00:39:13,522 I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher. 577 00:39:14,357 --> 00:39:16,692 Ronald? That's crazy. 578 00:39:17,027 --> 00:39:19,361 I know. She's so young and he's so... 579 00:39:19,529 --> 00:39:20,738 Black! 580 00:39:21,114 --> 00:39:23,407 Brown sugar. No sugar. 581 00:39:24,868 --> 00:39:28,621 He's been sending her love letters that she hides under her dollhouse. 582 00:39:28,788 --> 00:39:31,081 I questioned whether or not to tell you... 583 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:34,418 ...but this could destroy her reputation at Manchester. 584 00:39:36,379 --> 00:39:38,047 I hope I was right to tell you. 585 00:39:38,882 --> 00:39:41,300 I'd hate to see Cecile ruin things with Court. 586 00:39:42,177 --> 00:39:43,886 I can't thank you enough. 587 00:39:44,596 --> 00:39:46,847 You will be discreet about this? 588 00:39:47,057 --> 00:39:48,849 Absolutely. 589 00:39:58,234 --> 00:40:00,944 Who the hell do you think you are? 590 00:40:01,154 --> 00:40:02,404 Excuse me? 591 00:40:03,073 --> 00:40:07,117 I'm paying you to give cello lessons, not to pervert my child. 592 00:40:07,285 --> 00:40:09,411 Mrs. Caldwell, I think you're misunderstanding. 593 00:40:11,206 --> 00:40:12,831 You care to explain this? 594 00:40:17,462 --> 00:40:19,254 Where did you find those? 595 00:40:19,422 --> 00:40:21,965 Margarita found them while cleaning. 596 00:40:22,175 --> 00:40:25,010 - Now, you go to your room. - Mom. 597 00:40:25,178 --> 00:40:26,428 Now! 598 00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:32,476 How dare you treat me with such disrespect! 599 00:40:32,852 --> 00:40:35,270 I got you off the streets. This is how you repay me? 600 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,774 Got me off the streets? I live at 59th and Park. 601 00:40:39,401 --> 00:40:40,693 Whatever! 602 00:40:41,236 --> 00:40:43,112 Never set foot in this house again! 603 00:40:43,279 --> 00:40:46,407 And you are never to see my daughter again. 604 00:40:46,616 --> 00:40:48,283 Is that understood? 605 00:40:48,993 --> 00:40:49,993 First of all... 606 00:40:50,787 --> 00:40:52,329 ...I never touched your daughter. 607 00:40:52,664 --> 00:40:54,456 And second, I would think... 608 00:40:54,624 --> 00:40:57,960 ...someone of your stature could look beyond racial lines. 609 00:40:58,169 --> 00:41:00,587 Don't give me any of that racist crap! 610 00:41:00,797 --> 00:41:02,881 My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell. 611 00:41:03,967 --> 00:41:06,135 I guess that puts me in my place. 612 00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:10,305 Thank you for your hospitality, Mrs. Caldwell. 613 00:41:11,141 --> 00:41:12,641 It was a true awakening. 614 00:41:18,648 --> 00:41:20,315 The black man is gone! 615 00:41:20,525 --> 00:41:25,362 The black man is gone! Yes, sir, the black man is gone! 616 00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:42,671 I never knew she had these feelings. 617 00:41:42,881 --> 00:41:44,673 You're a lucky guy. 618 00:41:44,883 --> 00:41:46,842 So, what do I do? 619 00:41:47,343 --> 00:41:49,470 You should tell her you love her. 620 00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:50,804 Are you kidding me? 621 00:41:51,014 --> 00:41:53,557 Mrs. Caldwell will have me shot if I go near her. 622 00:41:53,767 --> 00:41:56,435 She doesn't have her own phone. I don't know her e-mail address. 623 00:41:56,603 --> 00:42:00,063 Ronald, e-mail is for geeks and pedophiles. 624 00:42:00,273 --> 00:42:01,857 Be romantic. 625 00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:03,942 Write her another letter. 626 00:42:04,194 --> 00:42:05,611 How will I get it to her? 627 00:42:05,862 --> 00:42:08,697 - We'll make sure she gets it. - We'll make sure she gets it. 628 00:42:09,783 --> 00:42:11,408 Why are you doing this for me? 629 00:42:11,701 --> 00:42:13,202 Because... 630 00:42:13,411 --> 00:42:16,371 Because we wanna see Cecile happy. 631 00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:20,042 And we know... 632 00:42:20,251 --> 00:42:22,294 ...that you'd make her happy. 633 00:42:22,545 --> 00:42:25,214 You'd make any girl happy. 634 00:42:30,845 --> 00:42:32,888 You guys mind if I have some privacy? 635 00:42:34,224 --> 00:42:36,809 Use my room. It's right across the hall. 636 00:42:37,018 --> 00:42:38,685 Make yourself at home. 637 00:42:53,701 --> 00:42:56,245 - Who are you calling? - Cecile. 638 00:42:57,622 --> 00:42:58,831 What are you doing? 639 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:03,168 Before we do this, I want you aware of the damage we'll cause. 640 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,214 I'm aware. 641 00:43:08,925 --> 00:43:10,968 Are you really? 642 00:43:11,135 --> 00:43:15,013 We've done some pretty fucked-up shit before, but this... 643 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,768 You do realize we're destroying an innocent girl? 644 00:43:21,479 --> 00:43:24,106 Court Reynolds is going down. If you won't help... 645 00:43:24,274 --> 00:43:25,941 ...somebody else will. 646 00:43:27,026 --> 00:43:29,361 You amaze me. 647 00:43:30,613 --> 00:43:32,030 Eat me, Sebastian. 648 00:43:32,615 --> 00:43:34,950 It's all right for guys to fuck everyone... 649 00:43:35,118 --> 00:43:38,912 ...but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. 650 00:43:39,205 --> 00:43:42,791 God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. 651 00:43:43,376 --> 00:43:47,170 Do you think I relish acting like Mary Sunshine 24/7... 652 00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:49,882 ...so I can be considered a lady? 653 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:53,093 I'm the Marcia-fucking-Brady of the Upper East Side... 654 00:43:53,303 --> 00:43:55,512 ...and sometimes I wanna kill myself. 655 00:43:56,306 --> 00:43:58,932 There's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. 656 00:43:59,225 --> 00:44:00,726 Now, tell me... 657 00:44:01,436 --> 00:44:04,521 ...are you in or are you out? 658 00:44:06,232 --> 00:44:07,566 Call her. 659 00:44:20,330 --> 00:44:21,496 Hello? 660 00:44:21,831 --> 00:44:23,498 Cecile, it's Kathryn. 661 00:44:24,876 --> 00:44:26,501 Okay, stop crying. 662 00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:29,171 Stop crying. 663 00:44:29,923 --> 00:44:31,840 You know what? Hold on for Sebastian. 664 00:44:38,181 --> 00:44:42,601 Cecile, stop crying. 665 00:44:43,144 --> 00:44:45,354 I need you to listen to me very carefully. 666 00:44:46,147 --> 00:44:50,567 I have a letter from Ronald. He asked me to give it to you. 667 00:44:51,611 --> 00:44:54,780 I can't bring it to you, since your mother despises me. 668 00:44:54,989 --> 00:44:56,698 Here's what we're gonna do. 669 00:45:30,566 --> 00:45:32,109 Finished. 670 00:45:39,742 --> 00:45:42,285 This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea. 671 00:45:42,495 --> 00:45:44,329 It's from Long Island. 672 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:50,002 - How's the letter? - It's excellent. 673 00:45:53,131 --> 00:45:54,548 You think he'll like it? 674 00:45:54,757 --> 00:45:58,552 Oh, my God, he'll love it. Are you kidding? 675 00:46:03,099 --> 00:46:04,349 What are you doing? 676 00:46:04,559 --> 00:46:06,435 Just taking your photo. 677 00:46:07,437 --> 00:46:10,480 You know, you could be a model. 678 00:46:11,232 --> 00:46:12,357 Really? 679 00:46:12,984 --> 00:46:15,235 It's too bad you're not sexy. 680 00:46:18,197 --> 00:46:19,781 I can be sexy. 681 00:46:21,325 --> 00:46:23,618 All right, show me sexy. 682 00:46:30,668 --> 00:46:32,627 That's very sexy. 683 00:46:33,087 --> 00:46:34,504 Make yourself more comfortable. 684 00:46:39,218 --> 00:46:41,303 No, no, no. Come here. 685 00:46:47,935 --> 00:46:48,977 Now, that's sexy. 686 00:46:54,776 --> 00:46:56,818 - Cecile. - What? 687 00:46:57,153 --> 00:46:59,696 You know what would be super-duper sexy? 688 00:47:00,656 --> 00:47:02,657 If you lost all the clothes. 689 00:47:06,329 --> 00:47:08,663 I don't think so. 690 00:47:09,123 --> 00:47:10,916 I'm sorry. That was out of line. 691 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:12,876 I think I should go home now. 692 00:47:13,086 --> 00:47:15,087 I'll call your mom and have her pick you up. 693 00:47:15,254 --> 00:47:17,923 My mom? You can't call my mom. 694 00:47:20,051 --> 00:47:23,053 Oh, wow. She doesn't know you're here. 695 00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:26,473 In fact, you're probably grounded. 696 00:47:26,849 --> 00:47:29,101 - I think I should call her anyway. - No, please! 697 00:47:29,268 --> 00:47:33,021 Please. I'll do anything! Just don't call my mom. 698 00:47:34,357 --> 00:47:36,775 All I wanna do is give you a kiss. 699 00:47:38,486 --> 00:47:40,195 Just a kiss? 700 00:47:43,199 --> 00:47:44,699 I swear. 701 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,122 What are you doing? 702 00:47:50,414 --> 00:47:52,958 You promised to let me kiss you. 703 00:47:53,417 --> 00:47:55,293 But then why...? 704 00:47:55,711 --> 00:47:57,754 I don't wanna kiss you here. 705 00:47:58,506 --> 00:48:01,133 I wanna kiss you there. 706 00:48:03,594 --> 00:48:09,141 A promise is a promise. 707 00:48:14,772 --> 00:48:16,731 That tickles. 708 00:48:18,401 --> 00:48:20,485 Cecile, are you up yet? 709 00:48:21,195 --> 00:48:23,155 You're going to be late for the... 710 00:48:23,781 --> 00:48:25,282 Cecile. 711 00:48:25,449 --> 00:48:27,242 I need a hug. 712 00:48:27,994 --> 00:48:30,120 Cecile. 713 00:48:30,538 --> 00:48:31,955 Yeah? 714 00:48:32,790 --> 00:48:34,791 Jesus Christ! Where have you been? 715 00:48:35,626 --> 00:48:38,461 - Shopping? - Well, hurry up! 716 00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:41,548 You're to be at Mrs. Rosemond's before brunch. 717 00:48:41,757 --> 00:48:43,550 She's important to the school. 718 00:48:43,759 --> 00:48:47,470 And I want you to look your best, all right? Okay, go. 719 00:48:51,392 --> 00:48:53,185 Afternoon, ladies. 720 00:48:53,436 --> 00:48:54,895 I didn't know you'd be here. 721 00:48:55,104 --> 00:48:58,023 I wasn't planning on it, but being such a lovely day... 722 00:48:58,232 --> 00:48:59,858 ...why waste it in the city? 723 00:49:00,276 --> 00:49:01,568 Good point. 724 00:49:02,737 --> 00:49:04,446 Anyone for tennis? 725 00:49:14,707 --> 00:49:15,707 Excuse me. 726 00:49:18,419 --> 00:49:20,545 That was rude. 727 00:49:20,838 --> 00:49:22,797 She's very strange. 728 00:49:23,257 --> 00:49:25,467 What am I going to do? 729 00:49:26,969 --> 00:49:28,428 Is something wrong? 730 00:49:28,638 --> 00:49:30,347 That was Mrs. Collins. 731 00:49:30,556 --> 00:49:32,974 They need volunteers at the retirement home. 732 00:49:33,643 --> 00:49:35,310 But I have theater tickets. 733 00:49:35,519 --> 00:49:37,187 That's terrible. 734 00:49:37,563 --> 00:49:40,857 I have a thought. Why don't you two fill in for me? 735 00:49:42,193 --> 00:49:45,487 - I'd love to. - You two are the best. 736 00:49:47,031 --> 00:49:48,406 Thank you. 737 00:49:48,866 --> 00:49:51,159 So sweet of you. 738 00:49:51,494 --> 00:49:52,953 Can't help it. 739 00:49:53,663 --> 00:49:57,832 Stop it. 740 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,626 Isn't he beautiful? 741 00:50:00,086 --> 00:50:03,380 It's so wonderful when young people come by to help out. 742 00:50:03,589 --> 00:50:06,341 Most of our patients don't have family nearby. 743 00:50:07,468 --> 00:50:09,678 Here we are. Mr. Gottlieb? 744 00:50:09,887 --> 00:50:11,930 We have a visitor for you. 745 00:50:13,057 --> 00:50:17,602 No, I've got somebody special for you, baby. Come on. 746 00:50:19,021 --> 00:50:22,816 Did I ever tell you the time when my late husband...? 747 00:50:23,025 --> 00:50:26,528 - Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman. - I did? 748 00:50:26,779 --> 00:50:29,030 Right after we played backgammon. 749 00:50:29,657 --> 00:50:31,783 We played backgammon? 750 00:50:32,868 --> 00:50:35,954 - You beat me three times. - I did? 751 00:50:36,163 --> 00:50:37,789 Then I fucked your daughter. 752 00:50:38,207 --> 00:50:39,374 Excuse me? 753 00:50:40,543 --> 00:50:42,877 I said, "Would you care for some water?" 754 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:45,380 No, thank you. 755 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,844 Come in. 756 00:50:52,138 --> 00:50:54,764 Hi, how's it going in here? 757 00:50:55,891 --> 00:50:57,892 We played backgammon. 758 00:50:58,102 --> 00:51:00,812 And I won three times. 759 00:51:01,022 --> 00:51:04,232 - I did! I did! - You go on with your bad self! 760 00:51:04,442 --> 00:51:06,109 Isn't it wonderful? 761 00:51:06,944 --> 00:51:09,070 See, I told you she was special. 762 00:51:10,489 --> 00:51:14,451 Oh, my, that was fun. 763 00:51:17,913 --> 00:51:21,249 It's weird. I actually feel good about myself. 764 00:51:21,417 --> 00:51:22,917 Mrs. Sugarman's cool. 765 00:51:23,586 --> 00:51:25,295 - Come on. - What? 766 00:51:25,463 --> 00:51:28,506 - Mrs. Sugarman's cool? - She is. 767 00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:32,260 - You must think I'm a real idiot. - No, I don't. 768 00:51:32,887 --> 00:51:35,138 You had a good time with that old lady? 769 00:51:35,348 --> 00:51:36,723 I did. 770 00:51:36,932 --> 00:51:39,351 We played three games of backgammon. 771 00:51:41,937 --> 00:51:44,814 I was bored out of my mind. I hate doing charity. 772 00:51:45,941 --> 00:51:48,485 It's okay. It doesn't make you a bad person. 773 00:51:48,944 --> 00:51:51,112 - Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't. 774 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,655 I can't win with you. 775 00:51:53,616 --> 00:51:55,700 It's not about winning. 776 00:51:59,246 --> 00:52:03,291 You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously. 777 00:52:03,501 --> 00:52:05,835 - I do not. - Yes, you do. 778 00:52:06,754 --> 00:52:08,004 You should lighten up. 779 00:52:08,214 --> 00:52:09,672 I am lightened. Can we drop this? 780 00:52:11,050 --> 00:52:12,467 Fine. 781 00:52:20,893 --> 00:52:21,976 What are you doing? 782 00:52:24,730 --> 00:52:26,689 Stop it! It's distracting. 783 00:52:29,276 --> 00:52:30,610 Cut it out! 784 00:52:32,154 --> 00:52:33,279 Stop that. 785 00:52:33,489 --> 00:52:35,782 - Are you smiling? - No. 786 00:52:35,950 --> 00:52:37,409 No? 787 00:52:40,371 --> 00:52:42,247 Will you stop? 788 00:52:44,417 --> 00:52:48,086 It's okay. You can laugh. I promise I won't tell anybody. 789 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:06,187 Who is it? 790 00:53:06,564 --> 00:53:07,981 Kathryn. 791 00:53:13,362 --> 00:53:15,697 - Are you okay? - No. 792 00:53:21,745 --> 00:53:23,872 Calm down. Tell me what's wrong. 793 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,251 Something awful happened last night. 794 00:53:28,752 --> 00:53:29,836 What do you mean? 795 00:53:30,337 --> 00:53:32,589 I don't think you wanna know. 796 00:53:34,133 --> 00:53:36,843 You have to tell me. 797 00:53:38,929 --> 00:53:41,389 It involves your brother. 798 00:53:42,099 --> 00:53:43,933 He took advantage of me. 799 00:53:44,393 --> 00:53:45,768 Why didn't you do something? 800 00:53:46,896 --> 00:53:48,062 I don't know. 801 00:53:48,606 --> 00:53:50,148 Let me get this straight. 802 00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:54,235 You came to our house last night, and he forced intercourse on you? 803 00:53:55,279 --> 00:53:56,571 Not exactly. 804 00:53:57,406 --> 00:54:01,367 - He made you give him a blowjob? - No. 805 00:54:02,495 --> 00:54:04,329 Well, what, then? 806 00:54:07,082 --> 00:54:09,918 He took down my pants and wrote the alphabet... 807 00:54:10,127 --> 00:54:12,921 ...but he was writing it with his tongue. 808 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:17,509 He went down on you? 809 00:54:18,677 --> 00:54:21,137 If that's what you call it. 810 00:54:21,764 --> 00:54:23,890 - Did you like it? - No. 811 00:54:24,058 --> 00:54:26,768 - No? - Well... 812 00:54:27,436 --> 00:54:29,187 I don't know. It was weird. 813 00:54:29,396 --> 00:54:33,900 I mean, at first, it felt icky and then it was sort of okay. 814 00:54:36,529 --> 00:54:39,239 Then I started getting really hot. 815 00:54:39,448 --> 00:54:42,742 And then I started shaking and... 816 00:54:43,994 --> 00:54:45,787 I don't know. It was weird. 817 00:54:45,996 --> 00:54:49,082 It just felt like an explosion! 818 00:54:50,251 --> 00:54:51,626 But a good one. 819 00:54:52,795 --> 00:54:55,713 Cecile, you had an orgasm. 820 00:54:57,591 --> 00:54:58,675 I did? 821 00:54:59,969 --> 00:55:02,679 You're becoming a woman. I'm so proud of you. 822 00:55:03,639 --> 00:55:04,681 I am? 823 00:55:05,933 --> 00:55:07,600 Cecile. 824 00:55:12,606 --> 00:55:13,731 Listen. 825 00:55:14,191 --> 00:55:17,819 Now that you're on your way, it would be stupid to stop. 826 00:55:18,279 --> 00:55:22,991 Think of Sebastian as a tutor. Let him instruct you. 827 00:55:23,534 --> 00:55:25,493 But I don't love him. 828 00:55:26,704 --> 00:55:28,204 I love Ronald. 829 00:55:28,414 --> 00:55:32,083 So? Don't you wanna make Ronald happy? 830 00:55:32,501 --> 00:55:34,919 Practice makes perfect. 831 00:55:35,212 --> 00:55:40,091 My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible. 832 00:55:41,010 --> 00:55:43,052 But that would make me a slut. 833 00:55:43,846 --> 00:55:45,305 Wouldn't it? 834 00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:48,349 Cecile, everybody does it. 835 00:55:48,684 --> 00:55:51,853 It's just that nobody talks about it. 836 00:55:54,356 --> 00:55:56,357 So it's like a secret society. 837 00:55:57,401 --> 00:55:59,193 That's one way of looking at it. 838 00:56:01,071 --> 00:56:02,905 Fucking idiot. 839 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:04,824 Cool. 840 00:56:08,203 --> 00:56:11,164 Secret society, secret society. 841 00:56:19,673 --> 00:56:21,966 Am I supposed to feel this sore? 842 00:56:22,718 --> 00:56:24,761 For the first time, yes. 843 00:56:24,970 --> 00:56:26,346 It'll pass. 844 00:56:31,435 --> 00:56:34,062 I like it better when I'm on top. 845 00:56:41,862 --> 00:56:43,446 Cecile. 846 00:56:47,951 --> 00:56:50,328 This is what I like to call "quiet time." 847 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,248 It's when we reflect on the things we've just done. 848 00:56:54,416 --> 00:56:55,625 Sorry. 849 00:56:59,546 --> 00:57:01,631 Something's the matter? 850 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,216 You think? 851 00:57:04,218 --> 00:57:05,593 Is it me? 852 00:57:06,428 --> 00:57:09,013 No, you were fine. 853 00:57:10,307 --> 00:57:11,766 It's that Annette girl. 854 00:57:12,434 --> 00:57:14,185 You love her, don't you? 855 00:57:15,312 --> 00:57:16,437 It's okay. 856 00:57:16,647 --> 00:57:18,481 I don't love you either. 857 00:57:18,982 --> 00:57:20,149 I love Ronald. 858 00:57:20,359 --> 00:57:23,152 - I'm getting out of here. - Where are you going? 859 00:57:23,362 --> 00:57:25,571 I'm taking a shower. 860 00:57:26,323 --> 00:57:28,783 - Want any company? - No. 861 00:57:29,118 --> 00:57:32,078 - Want a blowjob? - Good night, Cecile. 862 00:57:33,872 --> 00:57:35,540 Prude. 863 00:57:47,970 --> 00:57:49,804 Who are you spying on? 864 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,308 - That her? - Yeah. 865 00:57:54,977 --> 00:57:56,811 Oh, no, she's crying. 866 00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:59,814 Little baby's upset by the big, bad book. 867 00:57:59,982 --> 00:58:01,441 Shut up. 868 00:58:01,650 --> 00:58:03,443 What's up your ass? 869 00:58:03,652 --> 00:58:04,986 Nothing. 870 00:58:06,697 --> 00:58:09,031 She's really getting to you, isn't she? 871 00:58:09,491 --> 00:58:10,950 If you must know, yes. 872 00:58:11,744 --> 00:58:13,161 I don't know what to do. 873 00:58:13,370 --> 00:58:16,164 I can't stand that "holier than thou" bullshit... 874 00:58:16,331 --> 00:58:18,791 ...yet I'm completely infatuated with her. 875 00:58:19,918 --> 00:58:20,918 She made me laugh. 876 00:58:24,965 --> 00:58:27,216 So that's why you're losing our bet? 877 00:58:28,510 --> 00:58:29,886 I'm not losing our bet. 878 00:58:30,095 --> 00:58:32,805 It's just taking a little longer than I expected. 879 00:58:39,146 --> 00:58:43,191 Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride? 880 00:58:45,235 --> 00:58:49,906 Kathryn, the only thing you're gonna be riding is me. 881 00:58:50,991 --> 00:58:54,076 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do. 882 00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:38,830 I'm sorry about that. 883 00:59:39,039 --> 00:59:40,373 I am too. 884 00:59:43,210 --> 00:59:45,753 I'm not sorry. I don't take it back. 885 00:59:46,046 --> 00:59:47,713 I thought we were just gonna be friends. 886 00:59:47,923 --> 00:59:49,090 I can't handle it. 887 00:59:49,633 --> 00:59:52,218 I can't keep my feelings bottled up like you. 888 00:59:53,095 --> 00:59:56,222 Can you honestly tell me that you feel nothing for me? 889 00:59:57,724 --> 01:00:00,726 Yeah, I have feelings for you. 890 01:00:00,936 --> 01:00:02,478 Then what's wrong? 891 01:00:02,980 --> 01:00:06,107 It's not like you have a husband. Unless you're married to Jesus. 892 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,608 That's not fair! 893 01:00:08,443 --> 01:00:09,902 Why can't we be together? 894 01:00:10,279 --> 01:00:11,487 You wanna know why? 895 01:00:11,697 --> 01:00:13,239 Yes, I wanna know why. 896 01:00:16,535 --> 01:00:18,578 I don't trust myself with you. 897 01:00:46,231 --> 01:00:47,273 Come in. 898 01:00:55,532 --> 01:00:57,199 Hi. 899 01:00:59,119 --> 01:01:01,078 I just came to say goodbye. 900 01:01:02,372 --> 01:01:03,664 Where are you going? 901 01:01:03,957 --> 01:01:07,710 Back to the city. I may go to the south of France for the end of the summer. 902 01:01:09,296 --> 01:01:11,130 I can't take your games anymore. 903 01:01:11,757 --> 01:01:13,174 What games? 904 01:01:13,425 --> 01:01:14,467 Come off it. 905 01:01:15,135 --> 01:01:17,345 You're hot one minute, you're cold the next. 906 01:01:17,930 --> 01:01:19,680 You make me feel inadequate. 907 01:01:20,223 --> 01:01:23,017 If that's how you feel, then it's best that you leave. 908 01:01:23,852 --> 01:01:25,269 Good for you. 909 01:01:26,438 --> 01:01:30,483 Sebastian, I don't want us to part on bad terms. 910 01:01:30,692 --> 01:01:34,278 Well, I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter. 911 01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:38,074 You're a hypocrite. I don't associate with hypocrites. 912 01:01:38,283 --> 01:01:39,408 How am I a hypocrite? 913 01:01:39,660 --> 01:01:43,704 You spend all your time preaching about "waiting for love." 914 01:01:43,956 --> 01:01:45,998 Well, here it is. Right in front of you. 915 01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:48,501 And you're gonna turn your back on it. 916 01:01:48,877 --> 01:01:51,003 So I guess we're just fucked. 917 01:01:52,214 --> 01:01:53,714 I'll move on. 918 01:01:54,299 --> 01:01:56,676 But you will spend the rest of your life... 919 01:01:56,885 --> 01:01:59,345 ...knowing that you've turned your back on love. 920 01:01:59,596 --> 01:02:01,389 And that makes you a hypocrite. 921 01:02:07,312 --> 01:02:09,063 Have a nice life. 922 01:02:11,733 --> 01:02:12,900 Wait. 923 01:03:23,513 --> 01:03:25,765 I'm sorry, I can't. 924 01:03:46,995 --> 01:03:49,121 Get it together, you pussy. 925 01:04:10,811 --> 01:04:13,854 Morning. 926 01:04:14,481 --> 01:04:17,691 So how'd it go last night? 927 01:04:18,276 --> 01:04:19,527 With who? 928 01:04:19,778 --> 01:04:22,863 I know how it went with Cecile. She won't shut up about it. 929 01:04:25,408 --> 01:04:28,369 If you're asking if I nailed her, the answer is no. 930 01:04:28,662 --> 01:04:30,037 She shot you down? 931 01:04:30,956 --> 01:04:32,873 Exactly the opposite. 932 01:04:33,542 --> 01:04:34,708 What went wrong? 933 01:04:39,214 --> 01:04:40,548 I don't know. 934 01:04:42,050 --> 01:04:45,386 She was lying on the bed... 935 01:04:45,595 --> 01:04:49,348 ...ready to do it, but I was... 936 01:04:52,352 --> 01:04:54,436 I just didn't feel right about it. 937 01:04:54,646 --> 01:04:57,731 You had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? 938 01:04:57,941 --> 01:04:59,400 God, are you a chump. 939 01:05:08,285 --> 01:05:10,661 If you're heading to her room, you won't find her. 940 01:05:10,871 --> 01:05:13,873 - Where is she? - You don't know? 941 01:05:14,749 --> 01:05:16,750 She left 30 minutes ago. 942 01:05:17,377 --> 01:05:19,753 Where did she go? 943 01:05:20,714 --> 01:05:24,425 She apologized to your aunt and told her... 944 01:05:24,634 --> 01:05:26,969 ...she was gonna stay with some friends. 945 01:05:27,804 --> 01:05:29,597 You blew it, Sebastian. 946 01:05:30,265 --> 01:05:34,560 That girl's come to her senses. And she'll never go near you again. 947 01:05:36,938 --> 01:05:41,775 Stupid, stupid, stupid. Judy. I'll save that. 948 01:05:44,196 --> 01:05:45,196 Hello. 949 01:05:45,530 --> 01:05:47,239 - Greg, it's Valmont. - Hey, buddy! 950 01:05:47,449 --> 01:05:48,908 - Is she with you? - No! 951 01:05:49,075 --> 01:05:51,285 - Where is she? - I don't know. 952 01:05:51,453 --> 01:05:53,871 - Why don't you leave her alone? - Where is she? 953 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,289 Okay, all right! 954 01:05:55,457 --> 01:05:58,292 She's with her friend's parents, the Michalaks. 955 01:05:58,585 --> 01:06:01,212 She caught a train into Penn Station 20 minutes ago. 956 01:06:01,421 --> 01:06:03,672 - Thank you. - No problem. 957 01:07:09,281 --> 01:07:10,739 I'm impressed. 958 01:07:13,785 --> 01:07:15,411 Well, I'm in love. 959 01:07:54,993 --> 01:07:56,827 Are you okay? 960 01:09:47,647 --> 01:09:49,273 Just a minute. 961 01:09:54,737 --> 01:09:55,988 Come in. 962 01:09:59,993 --> 01:10:00,993 Bad time? 963 01:10:01,744 --> 01:10:02,744 Kind of. 964 01:10:03,663 --> 01:10:07,416 You obviously wanted me to witness your little adventure... 965 01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:10,002 ...or else you wouldn't have invited me in. 966 01:10:11,713 --> 01:10:14,339 Who is our friend who gives you such pleasure? 967 01:10:17,969 --> 01:10:19,678 Where could he be? 968 01:10:24,726 --> 01:10:26,226 Hi. 969 01:10:30,273 --> 01:10:31,899 Some fucked-up shit in this house. 970 01:10:33,610 --> 01:10:34,818 Call me. 971 01:10:39,949 --> 01:10:42,075 You don't get to have all the fun. 972 01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:51,335 So I assume you've come here to make arrangements. 973 01:10:55,798 --> 01:10:57,424 Some other time. 974 01:10:58,384 --> 01:10:59,927 Excuse me? 975 01:11:00,970 --> 01:11:02,095 I'm not in the mood. 976 01:11:02,305 --> 01:11:03,388 I wanna fuck! 977 01:11:03,681 --> 01:11:05,349 And I don't. 978 01:11:08,102 --> 01:11:09,561 Good afternoon, Kathryn. 979 01:11:13,608 --> 01:11:14,942 Sounds great. 980 01:11:16,528 --> 01:11:18,111 I love you too. 981 01:11:19,447 --> 01:11:21,490 "I love you too"? 982 01:11:27,956 --> 01:11:31,124 My God, you're completely pussy-whipped. 983 01:11:31,793 --> 01:11:33,126 Stop it. 984 01:11:33,962 --> 01:11:35,754 What happened to us? 985 01:11:36,631 --> 01:11:38,257 Nothing has changed. 986 01:11:38,466 --> 01:11:40,133 Yes, it has. 987 01:11:40,802 --> 01:11:43,011 You love her. You don't love me anymore. 988 01:11:43,805 --> 01:11:46,348 Come on, Kathryn, it's just a bet. 989 01:12:01,656 --> 01:12:03,448 This is ridiculous. 990 01:12:06,202 --> 01:12:08,704 What's ridiculous, dear brother, is you. 991 01:12:09,289 --> 01:12:12,874 Look at yourself. Look what you've been reduced to. 992 01:12:13,084 --> 01:12:15,961 Have you thought about what will happen when school starts? 993 01:12:16,462 --> 01:12:18,463 You're dating Miss Seventeen magazine... 994 01:12:18,673 --> 01:12:21,341 ...who's also the new headmaster's daughter. 995 01:12:21,551 --> 01:12:24,720 Before you know it, you'll be giving campus tours with her. 996 01:12:25,430 --> 01:12:26,638 Wait. 997 01:12:27,223 --> 01:12:30,350 Her father doesn't know about your past, does he? 998 01:12:31,686 --> 01:12:35,981 I doubt he'd let his little princess be seen with the likes of you. 999 01:12:38,109 --> 01:12:42,195 It's so disappointing to see Annette's manifesto was a total sham. 1000 01:12:43,364 --> 01:12:47,534 As student body president, I feel it's my sworn duty to tell him. 1001 01:12:51,205 --> 01:12:52,205 Put the phone down. 1002 01:12:52,665 --> 01:12:54,333 This will only take a second. 1003 01:13:00,548 --> 01:13:02,883 Quite the predicament you're in. 1004 01:13:04,719 --> 01:13:06,386 I don't care what you say. 1005 01:13:07,096 --> 01:13:11,224 In fact, I was planning on telling her everything this afternoon. 1006 01:13:12,518 --> 01:13:15,395 That's right. I forgot. 1007 01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:17,773 You're so in love. 1008 01:13:18,733 --> 01:13:20,901 Do you honestly believe... 1009 01:13:21,069 --> 01:13:23,779 ...you've done a 180 in the few days you've known her? 1010 01:13:24,030 --> 01:13:26,073 Well, let me tell you something. 1011 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:29,368 People don't change overnight. 1012 01:13:30,078 --> 01:13:34,414 You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it. 1013 01:13:36,918 --> 01:13:39,294 You were gonna leave school a legend. 1014 01:13:39,504 --> 01:13:41,296 Now you're gonna leave a joke. 1015 01:13:41,631 --> 01:13:44,257 I'm willing to take my chances. 1016 01:13:44,634 --> 01:13:46,635 Don't do it, Sebastian. 1017 01:13:47,512 --> 01:13:50,097 You'll not only ruin your reputation... 1018 01:13:50,306 --> 01:13:52,265 ...you'll destroy hers. 1019 01:14:56,122 --> 01:14:58,623 - Hi. - Hi. 1020 01:15:04,505 --> 01:15:06,214 And this is my room. 1021 01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:13,597 Do you think we can be quiet? 1022 01:15:16,267 --> 01:15:18,393 There's something I have to tell you. 1023 01:15:19,103 --> 01:15:20,312 Tell me. 1024 01:15:20,897 --> 01:15:23,398 This isn't working out for me anymore. 1025 01:15:24,484 --> 01:15:25,859 Yeah, me neither. 1026 01:15:30,573 --> 01:15:31,698 What's wrong? 1027 01:15:32,450 --> 01:15:34,409 It's not you. It's me. 1028 01:15:35,203 --> 01:15:37,037 I'm completely fucked up. 1029 01:15:37,246 --> 01:15:38,830 What are you saying? 1030 01:15:47,381 --> 01:15:50,884 I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie. 1031 01:15:53,095 --> 01:15:56,223 I wanted it to work, but unfortunately, I feel nothing. 1032 01:15:57,016 --> 01:15:58,517 Why are you doing this? 1033 01:16:00,895 --> 01:16:03,355 I just wanted to see what you were like in bed. 1034 01:16:04,732 --> 01:16:06,107 I know you don't mean that. 1035 01:16:07,902 --> 01:16:09,402 You know nothing. 1036 01:16:10,112 --> 01:16:12,030 You don't even know me! 1037 01:16:12,490 --> 01:16:16,076 The fact of the matter is, there is someone I love. 1038 01:16:16,953 --> 01:16:18,954 You don't even compare to her. 1039 01:16:19,747 --> 01:16:21,456 I don't believe you. 1040 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:25,085 I don't know how to make this any clearer to you. 1041 01:16:25,753 --> 01:16:27,796 You mean nothing to me. 1042 01:16:28,798 --> 01:16:30,257 You were just... 1043 01:16:31,759 --> 01:16:33,593 You were just a conquest. 1044 01:16:34,595 --> 01:16:37,931 You're such a coward. Look at yourself, you're shaking. 1045 01:16:39,684 --> 01:16:41,601 Is that what you came to tell me? 1046 01:16:41,811 --> 01:16:43,603 I'm sorry. I'm completely... 1047 01:16:43,813 --> 01:16:46,439 Yeah, you're completely fucked up! 1048 01:16:48,276 --> 01:16:49,442 Get out. 1049 01:16:51,737 --> 01:16:53,071 Get out! 1050 01:16:59,370 --> 01:17:00,912 Don't touch me! 1051 01:17:02,164 --> 01:17:03,665 Don't touch me. 1052 01:17:04,625 --> 01:17:08,628 Don't fucking touch me, Sebastian! Don't! 1053 01:17:14,135 --> 01:17:15,135 Just leave. 1054 01:18:03,643 --> 01:18:05,143 Jesus. 1055 01:18:05,645 --> 01:18:07,812 A little melodramatic, don't you think? 1056 01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:11,691 I thought you'd like to know what happened between Annette and I. 1057 01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:17,238 It's over. 1058 01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:20,700 Really? 1059 01:18:21,369 --> 01:18:22,953 You were right. 1060 01:18:24,705 --> 01:18:25,956 I can't change. 1061 01:18:26,415 --> 01:18:28,708 You and I are two of a kind. 1062 01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:33,046 I thought we should celebrate. 1063 01:18:33,714 --> 01:18:35,215 I'd love to... 1064 01:18:36,050 --> 01:18:38,385 ...but unfortunately, I'm expecting company. 1065 01:18:40,304 --> 01:18:42,389 Who, Ronald? 1066 01:18:42,723 --> 01:18:46,559 Not that it's any of your business, but yes. 1067 01:18:47,728 --> 01:18:48,853 From Ronald. 1068 01:18:50,147 --> 01:18:53,274 I haven't had a chance to read it yet... 1069 01:18:53,651 --> 01:18:56,903 ...but I'm pretty sure it goes something like: 1070 01:18:57,113 --> 01:18:59,406 "Yada, yada, yada, you mean a lot to me. 1071 01:18:59,573 --> 01:19:03,243 Hope we can still be friends, et cetera, et cetera." 1072 01:19:05,454 --> 01:19:10,000 I expected your bullshit, so I took the liberty of arranging... 1073 01:19:10,209 --> 01:19:13,294 ...a little get-together between Ronald and Cecile. 1074 01:19:13,796 --> 01:19:15,005 You were right. 1075 01:19:16,090 --> 01:19:18,758 You do get dumped for the innocent little twits. 1076 01:19:20,219 --> 01:19:21,219 Well done. 1077 01:19:21,554 --> 01:19:22,887 Thank you. 1078 01:19:24,306 --> 01:19:27,934 Now where were we? 1079 01:19:29,395 --> 01:19:32,772 Oh, yes, the celebration. 1080 01:19:36,444 --> 01:19:38,153 What shall we toast to? 1081 01:19:39,238 --> 01:19:40,905 To my triumph. 1082 01:19:43,701 --> 01:19:46,828 It's not my choice of toasts, but it's your call. 1083 01:19:48,247 --> 01:19:50,331 To your triumph over Annette. 1084 01:19:54,128 --> 01:19:55,295 What's so funny? 1085 01:19:56,130 --> 01:19:57,964 Silly rabbit. 1086 01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:01,968 My triumph isn't over her. 1087 01:20:06,057 --> 01:20:07,766 It's over you. 1088 01:20:09,602 --> 01:20:10,602 Come again? 1089 01:20:11,103 --> 01:20:14,147 You were very much in love with her. 1090 01:20:14,356 --> 01:20:16,691 And you're still in love with her. 1091 01:20:17,318 --> 01:20:19,986 But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. 1092 01:20:21,447 --> 01:20:24,991 You gave up on the first person you ever loved... 1093 01:20:25,159 --> 01:20:27,827 ...because I threatened your reputation. 1094 01:20:29,413 --> 01:20:31,122 Don't you get it? 1095 01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:34,793 You're just a toy, Sebastian. 1096 01:20:35,336 --> 01:20:38,338 A little toy I like to play with. 1097 01:20:39,340 --> 01:20:42,092 And now you've completely blown it with her. 1098 01:20:43,135 --> 01:20:46,930 I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 1099 01:20:49,058 --> 01:20:50,225 Cheers. 1100 01:20:57,566 --> 01:20:59,192 Tastes good. 1101 01:21:06,117 --> 01:21:09,869 So I assume you've come here to make some arrangements. 1102 01:21:10,037 --> 01:21:13,915 But unfortunately, I don't fuck losers. 1103 01:21:25,970 --> 01:21:27,762 Goodbye, Sebastian. 1104 01:21:29,974 --> 01:21:31,975 It's imperative that I talk to her. 1105 01:21:32,184 --> 01:21:35,436 I don't know what to tell you. She's not here. 1106 01:21:35,646 --> 01:21:38,022 Could you please tell her I called? 1107 01:21:38,232 --> 01:21:40,108 Of course I will. 1108 01:22:24,695 --> 01:22:27,572 - May I help you? - I need to speak with Annette. 1109 01:22:27,865 --> 01:22:30,950 She's not here. Listen, I'm entertaining guests... 1110 01:22:31,118 --> 01:22:32,785 Annette! Annette! 1111 01:22:32,953 --> 01:22:35,663 I already told you, she is not here. 1112 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:41,127 - Please see that she gets this. - I'll do that. 1113 01:22:41,629 --> 01:22:42,837 It's really important. 1114 01:22:43,047 --> 01:22:44,464 I understand. Good night. 1115 01:22:51,138 --> 01:22:52,722 I'm terribly sorry about that. 1116 01:22:52,932 --> 01:22:56,351 You never know who's gonna show up at my door. 1117 01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:17,163 Dear Annette, I don't know what I can say... 1118 01:23:17,331 --> 01:23:19,874 ...to rectify the harm I've caused you. 1119 01:23:20,626 --> 01:23:24,837 The truth is, being with you was the only time I've ever been happy. 1120 01:23:25,756 --> 01:23:28,049 My whole life has been a joke. 1121 01:23:28,842 --> 01:23:32,553 I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. 1122 01:23:33,264 --> 01:23:37,016 Well, it finally backfired. 1123 01:23:37,810 --> 01:23:41,354 I succeeded in hurting the first person I loved. 1124 01:23:43,482 --> 01:23:46,484 Enclosed is my most prized possession: 1125 01:23:46,652 --> 01:23:48,027 My journal. 1126 01:23:49,238 --> 01:23:51,864 For a long time, I considered it my trophy. 1127 01:23:52,241 --> 01:23:55,034 A sordid collection of my conquests. 1128 01:23:56,036 --> 01:23:59,080 If you want to know the truth, then please read it. 1129 01:23:59,290 --> 01:24:00,873 No more lies. 1130 01:24:14,430 --> 01:24:17,098 Please give me another chance. 1131 01:24:17,266 --> 01:24:19,225 I'm a wreck without you. 1132 01:24:46,962 --> 01:24:49,130 - Hello. - Ronald? 1133 01:24:49,298 --> 01:24:52,800 - Yeah? - It's Kathryn. 1134 01:24:52,968 --> 01:24:54,052 What's up? 1135 01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:58,514 - Is everything okay? - No. 1136 01:24:59,016 --> 01:25:02,310 It's Sebastian. He's out of his mind. 1137 01:25:02,478 --> 01:25:05,938 - What do you mean? - He hit me and then he took off. 1138 01:25:06,732 --> 01:25:10,568 I'm just afraid to be alone. Please, I really need you. 1139 01:25:10,778 --> 01:25:12,987 Okay, just settle down. 1140 01:25:13,947 --> 01:25:16,949 There's more. It involves Cecile. 1141 01:25:19,787 --> 01:25:21,996 Stay there. I'll be right over. 1142 01:26:40,534 --> 01:26:42,326 Son of a bitch. 1143 01:26:44,872 --> 01:26:46,038 Valmont. 1144 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:50,751 - Hey, Ronald. - We have some talking to do. 1145 01:26:51,962 --> 01:26:54,672 Can we do it later? I've had a really bad night. 1146 01:26:54,923 --> 01:26:55,965 What's your problem? 1147 01:26:56,133 --> 01:26:58,551 Where do you come off, hitting Kathryn? 1148 01:26:58,927 --> 01:27:01,554 - Christ, she got to you too. - She told me everything. 1149 01:27:01,930 --> 01:27:04,432 You don't know what you're talking about. 1150 01:27:04,725 --> 01:27:06,559 She told me you fucked Cecile. 1151 01:27:09,897 --> 01:27:11,814 It's true, isn't it? 1152 01:27:13,734 --> 01:27:15,818 - I'm sorry... - Motherfucker! 1153 01:27:23,243 --> 01:27:24,702 Sebastian. 1154 01:27:27,247 --> 01:27:28,748 Sebastian! 1155 01:27:30,959 --> 01:27:32,084 Stop it! 1156 01:27:42,054 --> 01:27:44,138 - Shit! - Annette! 1157 01:28:03,283 --> 01:28:04,450 Sebastian. 1158 01:28:08,413 --> 01:28:10,164 I love you, Annette. 1159 01:28:11,250 --> 01:28:12,875 I love you too. 1160 01:28:22,302 --> 01:28:23,803 Just hold on. 1161 01:28:35,649 --> 01:28:39,402 As the new headmaster of Manchester Prep... 1162 01:28:40,279 --> 01:28:43,030 ...it saddens me to start our new school year... 1163 01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,491 ...with such a mournful tone. 1164 01:29:09,474 --> 01:29:11,517 I didn't know anyone else was in here. 1165 01:29:11,685 --> 01:29:13,019 I'm sorry. 1166 01:29:13,645 --> 01:29:16,522 - I'm Annette Hargrove. - Kathryn Merteuil. 1167 01:29:17,190 --> 01:29:18,566 Have we met? 1168 01:29:19,067 --> 01:29:20,818 I don't think so. 1169 01:29:21,778 --> 01:29:24,405 Your father's the new headmaster at Manchester, right? 1170 01:29:24,615 --> 01:29:25,865 That's right. 1171 01:29:27,034 --> 01:29:29,118 I was sorry to hear about your brother. 1172 01:29:29,453 --> 01:29:30,870 Are you okay? 1173 01:29:31,455 --> 01:29:33,205 I'll be fine. 1174 01:29:34,082 --> 01:29:36,167 Did you know Sebastian? 1175 01:29:37,044 --> 01:29:38,711 You might say that. 1176 01:29:40,464 --> 01:29:42,715 Such a tragedy, isn't it? 1177 01:29:45,218 --> 01:29:46,594 Yes, it is. 1178 01:29:47,846 --> 01:29:49,430 I'll leave you alone now. 1179 01:29:53,644 --> 01:29:57,563 Are you sure you'll be okay? I'm here if you need a friend. 1180 01:29:58,106 --> 01:29:59,523 That's great. 1181 01:30:01,109 --> 01:30:04,779 I know it sounds trite, but sometimes when I feel I can't go on... 1182 01:30:04,988 --> 01:30:07,907 ...I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it. 1183 01:30:10,410 --> 01:30:13,621 - Thank you. - Okay. 1184 01:30:13,789 --> 01:30:15,665 I'll see you around campus. 1185 01:30:17,709 --> 01:30:19,794 Looking forward to it. 1186 01:30:21,088 --> 01:30:22,421 Freak. 1187 01:30:27,469 --> 01:30:29,220 Here we go. 1188 01:30:32,933 --> 01:30:34,767 However dark the cloud... 1189 01:30:35,394 --> 01:30:37,812 ...there's always a silver lining. 1190 01:30:38,230 --> 01:30:40,731 It might be hard to see... 1191 01:30:40,941 --> 01:30:44,735 ...but what we should learn from this is to be true to ourselves... 1192 01:30:44,945 --> 01:30:48,114 ...and to resist the temptations of peer pressure. 1193 01:30:49,366 --> 01:30:53,869 As student body president, I've tried to set an example in myself. 1194 01:30:55,122 --> 01:30:59,625 Unfortunately, the one person I could not reach out to in time... 1195 01:30:59,835 --> 01:31:01,961 ...was my stepbrother, Sebastian. 1196 01:31:03,130 --> 01:31:05,131 I know he's looking down on us today and... 1197 01:31:10,679 --> 01:31:14,473 I know he's looking down on us today and he'd want me to say... 1198 01:31:17,894 --> 01:31:19,645 He'd want me to say, "Kathryn..." 1199 01:31:23,316 --> 01:31:25,484 He'd want me to say, "Kathryn, I'm sorry." 1200 01:31:28,321 --> 01:31:31,991 What is going on? Don't you people have any respect?